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A REALLY Bad Morning
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In the last number of SN there were
some articles like "A day in a students
life" or something like it. I decided
to tell you about a real bad day.
So, lets begin. When I first woke up
this morning I felt I hardly could
breath, I had caught a terrible flu. As
if this weren't hard enough, I also
had 38.4`C fever. I can hardly stay
up to write this article.
This isn't altogether the worst thing
today since the archdevil himself,GREN-
DEL is coming for a visit. And there
is one more thing. In the mail I got
today only one sending and it was from
a Norwegian lamer, who was wondering
whether I wanted to swap with him!!
So if any of you have had a worse
morning than I'm just having please
write an article about it and send it
to me.
<TWS>
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Grendenglish
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In the previous issue of this extra-
fabulous, supergreat discmag you may
have noticed that we, the people of SN
have had an addition (or subtraction)
to staff. His name is Grendel and he
doesn't know too much English as you
may have noticed. Also, with his own
words, he doesn't care a shit whether
he writes something right or not. This
notice is the official apology from SN
staff to the honored readers for that
fact that we have included him in our
magazine. Take his articles as so many
intellectual exercises, as we here in
the editorial staff of SN do. It is
incredible, how a text written by a
person with an IQ below zero can puzzle
people with IQs over 200 as the most
our readers are (and naturally the rest
of the editorial staff).
However, measures have been started.
During the next few numbers you are
going to see vast improvements in his
language as we educate him. <EDITORS>